I listen to music!

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Huuhhhhhh hi suckas, I really don’t know what to say in these little boxes any more! I’m going to do another comic soon, I have had a record number of ideas this week!!! (2)

Pre-emptive shut up to any dumb comments below!!!

Hi everyone! Wow, cool!

This is a tale about squirrels and life and fate and hope and death. I hope it finds you in good health!

Click here to play with the all new Random Comic Generator!

Hi everyone, instead of a boring static comic here’s a thing I made so you can generate your own uniquely tailored pandyland comic targeted for your own particular tastes by my advanced idiot algorithms. Simply click the button and don’t stop clicking until you are dead inside!

Have fun!

Hello to everyone in the world! The above comic is ooooooh just something I whipped up while I was travelling in the Sonoran Desert with my Yaqui Shaman mentor. He liked it a lot! We laughed long and hard, writhing in the depths of a peyote-induced nightmare, twisting between converging streams of unknowable concepts.

Hope everyone is enjoying 2012, I like it so far. I give it 4 out of 5 stars!

Hi all! First comic of 2012!

Here’s my edgy modern take on the well-known tale of little red riding face. I hope you read all the words and look at the pictures! I liked colouring it in, hardly went over any lines or anything! I drew one of the panels in my transformers pyjamas! Can you guess which one!!!???

I recently moved in with my lovely girlfriend and now that things have settled a bit I’ll make yet another dubious promise to update more frequently. Unfortunately I’ll never have a set schedule like other comics because I’m fucking useless.

Enjoy yourselves! Live each day as if it was maybe your last day alive but maybe not!!!!

Hi everyone, merry Christmas and so on!

I’ve not done a comic in ages so whatever, but I have one other comic idea so I’ll do that in the next week or something. In fact, who cares, who even reads this?

Have fun at new year! Remember to keep things at a maximum real level at all times!!!! 100% real!

Tits!

I kinda think a hitman is preferable to a clown. In fact I hope Vinnie goes after the other Vinnie next. Maybe that will be my next comic!!!!! (it won’t be)

I’ve kind of run out of ideas at the moment please send me ideas for comics I have no imagination. When I was younger and people asked what I wanted to be when I grew up I would faint because all my blood would rush to my legs which is where imagination is stored but there was none there.

Love to you all except if you are an idiot!

Hi people!

This one originally had a grizzly and depressing ending but I changed it halfway through because I got attached to the cat and also I had a good day.

Hope you have a great day, take care of each other! Life is short!