Hello to everyone in the world! The above comic is ooooooh just something I whipped up while I was travelling in the Sonoran Desert with my Yaqui Shaman mentor. He liked it a lot! We laughed long and hard, writhing in the depths of a peyote-induced nightmare, twisting between converging streams of unknowable concepts.

Hope everyone is enjoying 2012, I like it so far. I give it 4 out of 5 stars!

Hi all! First comic of 2012!

Here’s my edgy modern take on the well-known tale of little red riding face. I hope you read all the words and look at the pictures! I liked colouring it in, hardly went over any lines or anything! I drew one of the panels in my transformers pyjamas! Can you guess which one!!!???

I recently moved in with my lovely girlfriend and now that things have settled a bit I’ll make yet another dubious promise to update more frequently. Unfortunately I’ll never have a set schedule like other comics because I’m fucking useless.

Enjoy yourselves! Live each day as if it was maybe your last day alive but maybe not!!!!

Hi everyone, merry Christmas and so on!

I’ve not done a comic in ages so whatever, but I have one other comic idea so I’ll do that in the next week or something. In fact, who cares, who even reads this?

Have fun at new year! Remember to keep things at a maximum real level at all times!!!! 100% real!

Tits!

I kinda think a hitman is preferable to a clown. In fact I hope Vinnie goes after the other Vinnie next. Maybe that will be my next comic!!!!! (it won’t be)

I’ve kind of run out of ideas at the moment please send me ideas for comics I have no imagination. When I was younger and people asked what I wanted to be when I grew up I would faint because all my blood would rush to my legs which is where imagination is stored but there was none there.

Love to you all except if you are an idiot!

Hi people!

This one originally had a grizzly and depressing ending but I changed it halfway through because I got attached to the cat and also I had a good day.

Hope you have a great day, take care of each other! Life is short!

Sometimes you just gotta do it!

This is a true story and it happened to my friend’s doctor’s daughter’s ex-boyfriend who was a cactus. I used to have a few cactus plants but my cat knocked them all over and fucked them all up! I suppose you could say it was a cat-astrophe hahaha!!! :) i’m an idiot fuccckkkk v(o_o)v

Sorry for not updating in a long time but I had stuff going on! I don’t sit around drawing all day, I have a job and a depressing life filled with tears and misery! I don’t know why I bother!

Once again I will make a vacuous promise to update more regularly!!!! You know you love it you slag!

The human brain can be a strange thing at times because you go to the kitchen and you don’t know why!!! Sometimes I find myself in the kitchen, curled up on the floor and there is water coming out of my eyes and my cat is drinking it :(

I have like 3 ideas for other comics at the moment which is a record for me!!!! I will draw another one soon! In the meantime you can entertain yourself with everything else that has ever been put on the internet.

Remember to eat plenty of fibre!! Keeps you regular!!!!

Hi everyone! In this comic there is a witch who is making a special brew! How spooky!

If I can be serious for a moment though, witches were actually burned in their thousands during the 16th Century. If you laughed at this comic you are a terrible person!

If you are going to leave a comment please make it spooky!!!

Yo cool dudes and dudettes!!!

This is a special comic because one of the pixels in it is a special pixel! It is a magical pixel! If you find it, rub the precise area on your monitor and a pixel genie will appear and grant you 3 wishes!

If you have trouble finding it you can just try rubbing your whole monitor slowly! You’ll get it eventually!!!

I don’t know what I was thinking when I decided to make a huge comic about doing a pee. Oh well!

Sorry for the lack of updates recently but this took longer than usual. I don’t want to do a long comic ever again because it drives me mad but who knows. Who knows anything!!?? Halfway through this I decided to find out whether a bowl of warm water does actually make you pee and I can’t remember what the general consensus was but please do not tell me that it doesn’t work because I will physically collapse under the enormous weight of not giving a shit.

I’d like to dedicate this comic to my friend Matt D who disappeared last August. Wherever you are Matt, I hope you have piss in your pants.

Also sorry about the filesize it’s huge sorry sorry a gif looked nasty though sorrrry shut up