a black screen, silence, sudden flash of light then hard zoom to me karate chopping a duck's head off, i scream DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS. the endabout 3 hours ago
i wear a wire all the time. i record all my conversations and listen to them at night while eating chocolate pudding and screaming horriblyabout 6 hours ago
i smelled shit so i went to check the cat's litter tray and yep, sure enough, there's an xbox one buried in itabout 1 day ago
the crowd goes quiet, the microsoft guy glances nervously backstage at some angry ducks, "ladies & gentlemen the new xbox is... breadcrumbs"about 2 days ago
