"alliteration always adds an amateur aesthetic. avoid!" announced andy airily. "absolutely! an awful affectation" an avid admirer agreed.about 10 hours ago
a good way to win arm wrestles is to look deep into the eyes of your opponent and start wanking with your other handabout 17 hours ago
would the delorean still go back in time if it was on a treadmill going at 88mph? hmmm. have a think about that next time you're having sexabout 18 hours ago
